Where In the World is Shortcake Sandiego? (a honeymoon guessing game)

JANUARY 2008
ATTN: LITTLE HAUS READER
RG: MISSING SHORTCAKE FOUND ESCAPES AGAIN

GUMSHOES STOP WE NEED YOUR HELP STOP SOURCES SAY STOP SHORTCAKE GONE STOP MUST LEAVE LONDON AND CATCH HER STOP LEFT CLUES STOP YOU KNOW THE DRILL STOP WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU STOP

 

a) IF DRUNKEN DEBAUCHERY YOU DON'T OPPOSE, TAKE A FERRY TO _____________

 

b) IF YOU'VE EATEN TOO MANY _____ GO FIND A WINDMILL AND THEN PUT YOUR FEET UP

 

c) IF KISSING BY SUNSET IS A GREAT IDEA, TAKE A BOAT AND DONKEY TO VISIT ______

d) JUMP OFF A SHIP IN YOUR BIKINI WHEN YOU VISIT THE HOT SPRINGS NEAR _________

 

e) VERY SOON A LOCAL YOU'LL BE -A, WHEN YOU VISIT THE TINY ________

f) IF YOUR NEWLYWED LIBIDO JUST WON'T CEASE, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND VISIT THE ISLANDS OF_______!

(rhyme by Mr Shortcake)