April 4, 2008

Shorties Mixes a Lot

I - like- drop-veils
and I can not lie
You other brides can't deny
That when a bride walks by with a super sweet gown
Piece of tulle all up on her crown
You get sprung
Wanna plunk some dough
Cuz that veil gave her a blushin' bride glow

don't got one so I'm despairin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'

Gotta choose one
gotta refuse some
and pick a length

My homebees, it's distressing
But that veil youz got
Gets me ob-sess-in!

Ooh, add some bling bling -
wanna join me in my word string?
Well tell me, tell me,
cuz you aint that average knottie,

A veil good for dancin'
and ceremony second-glancin' ?
be short? Loooong?
help me stand out from the throng!

I'm tired of magazines
Saying no veils are the thing
Be it a itty bitty thang... or half a mile
a drop veil's still in style!

So ladies (yeah!)
ladies(yeah!)
help shortie choose her veil (hell yeah!)
Well pick it, pick it, pick it, pick it, pick Miss Shortie's veil:



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*a piggyback song inspired by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song"Baby's Got Back"

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