....and after my dress ripped, he fainted, and the minister's wig caught on fire

Because nothing says nightmare-producing procrastination like

WEDDING BLOOPERS!


Why kids at weddings aren't always the best idea:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plFOKqnIbGw

Why lamaze classes should be pre-reqs for your vows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOZKM0ixITQ

Why outdoor ceremonies are sometimes a safer choice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k4K0S2OmB4

Why you should always choose polydent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnuFBlnwemo


So, just because I really need fodder for my worry-wartism, I ask you married bees out there -
what went wrong at your wedding?